After "never going to give you up", gave me an early hit. I moved onto lead vocals on "Brother's in Arms". Bored with my music career, I acted in Withnail and I, before ending my career with a stint on "Grumpy Old Men". I have occasionally provided passable impressions of Donald Sutherland at parties.

Christian Dailly's Stan

Providing occasionally wavering support to permed Scottish footballers. The fucking brilliant, but in truth rather inept Christian Dailly being the prime example of aforementioned species. Official carer for Clack's special needs caravaning requirements in Bolivia.